Tombstone Made a Candy Corn Pizza and Called It the Pizza Nobody Asked For

Tombstone dropped a limited edition candy corn pizza and named it "The Pizza Nobody Asked For," which is either a cry for help or the most honest marketing of the year. Probably both.

Here is how the crime works. You order a regular Tombstone cheese or pepperoni pizza, they throw a side of candy corn in the box, and you assemble the thing yourself. The whole stunt ran $1.31, shipping included, across three online drops on October 2, 9, and 23. Three chances to make a questionable dinner decision, and people lined up for all three.

If it tastes terrible, the blame is technically shared. That is just good legal work.

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Candy corn is the most divisive food on the planet and pizza is sacred ground, so merging them was always going to start a fight. My verdict stands: I would try it once, with a camera rolling, because "I ate candy corn pizza and lived" is a story worth having. The full story is in our food news coverage: Tombstone Released Candy Corn Pizza, and They Called It 'The Pizza Nobody Asked For'.