Pop-Tarts Put Orange Soda in a Toaster Pastry and Called It Squeezed to Death

Orange soda for breakfast sounds like a bad decision until somebody frosts it and puts it in the toaster. Then I'm all in.

Pop-Tarts and Liquid Death just announced Squeezed to Death Frosted Orange, a limited run pastry built off Liquid Death's Squeezed to Death orange soda flavored sparkling water. The pastry has a golden orange crust, citrus jam in the middle, white frosting on top, and orange sprinkles over the whole thing. Pop-Tarts says the crust hits like a sugar cookie first, then the orange filling shows up loud.

Orange soda for breakfast sounds like a bad decision until somebody frosts it and puts it in the toaster.

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This is round two for these two. Back in April, Liquid Death turned Frosted Strawberry Pop-Tarts into an iced tea called Pop-Tarts Carnage. Now the trade runs the other way, and the box went black to match Liquid Death. You'll find 12 count boxes for $4.69 and 16 count boxes for $4.97 at participating stores starting in November.

The giveaway is the part that got me. The brands built a Bad Morning Alarm Clock that wakes you up with screams, chains, and morning lines they call badffirmations. Nobody can buy the clock. You enter on the Pop-Tarts Instagram or TikTok from Oct. 28 to Oct. 30 by tagging a friend with #PopTartsBadMorningGiveaway, and only a handful of clocks exist.

A pastry that tastes like orange soda in a black box, with a screaming alarm clock on the side. Breakfast just got louder, and I want a box.